Archive for April, 2007

Gig Report

Saturday, April 28th, 2007

Well, last night’s visit to the
New England Metal and Hardcore Festival was a night of firsts. Primarily, it was my first visit to said festival, and my first solo concert experience. The latter led to a couple other firsts, because it resulted in my getting more lost than usual on the way. Thus, it was the first concert which I have literally had to crawl through mud and underbrush to get to (my directions after being dragged through mud), and summarily the first metal concert at which I arrived dirtier and sweatier than most other fans.

Unfortunately, this also means I missed one of the bands I wanted to see, Dark Tranquility. I came in right at the beginning of Devil Driver’s set. I am unfamiliar with their music, but they managed to earn the highest accolade available to an American band: listenable as an opening act. Bury Your Dead was not so fortunate; being more of a hardcore than a metal band, they lacked somewhat in fans or good music. Credit to them for the most energetic performance of the night, but they were still a total downer once I realized that all members of a band I was watching were obviously younger than me.

Poland’s Behemoth (pic) were pretty good… I had recently deleted all their music after a failed attempt to get into them (good music, poor vocals) but they sounded pretty good live. At this point I had wended my way toward the front of the pit, and by the lull between their and Dimmu Borgir’s set (an hour) was 2 people away from the fence in front. In retrospect, this may have been a mistake, since I spent much of their set simply trying to stay upright, and being smooshed into other metal fans. Still, I ended up pretty close to the action (pic) and Dimmu put on a pretty good show. Probably better than last time, I suppose — there were _far_ more people in the audience, and they had just released an album this Tuesday, which gave them some fresh material. The biggest reactions were for “Progenies of the Great Apocalypse” (opener) “The Serpentine Offering” (absolutely fantastic track from the new album along the line of “Progenies”… video here) and of course, the closer, “Mourning Palace” during which I got squished and some dudes near me got into one of the more violent pit fights I’d seen.

Fifty minutes later, I found my car (a security guard for the garage had to walk me to it… I was looking in the wrong building) and drove home.

Overall: good show, though I wish I hadn’t gotten lost and could’ve seen Dark Tranquility… standing squished against tons of other people for an hour+ waiting for Dimmu to come on was very dull and caused a great deal of soreness. Serpentine Offering was pretty cool to see live, as was “Sorgens Kammer Del II” from another album released since the last time I saw them. It was also cool to see Dimmu’s new drummer Hellhammer play, who must be the only drummer perhaps who has his own t-shirts independent from a band. Accordingly, it was the only time I’ve seen an extended inter-song drum solo for this type of music. He’s popular in part because he was the best-known drummer for the first black metal band, Mayhem of whose previous members one suicided, another is permanently institutionalized, and whose guitarist was killed by the bassist. Metal!

WWI

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Not many things can even come close to trumping J and Josh’s birthdays…. but if anything, news on Halo 3 and Starcraft 2 would come close. Rumor has it that Blizzard is announcing Starcraft 2 at the Blizzard World Wide Invitational (WWI) on May 19th. Korean page with english translations here. Nothing official up on Blizzard’s website. I’ve been hearing rumors for a while but this is as concrete as I’ve heard, so I hadn’t posted before. The details on new races/units seems to change every time I’ve heard it so who knows on that point.

More Birthdays

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

Happy 25th Birthday to Jay…today. I have to say that our joint celebrations at Kent were some of the best birthdays that I can remember. Have a happy birthday Jay!

Halo

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

Leaked beta video of multiplayer Halo 3. Map is Zanzibar (updated), and there are some new guns, a new vehicle, and some odd bubble shield thing. Also, happy birthday Josh.

Birthday

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

Happy 25th Birthday to Josh yesterday! Horray!

Also, I think the blog had it’s 5th birthday last month.

Nuclear Secrets and Meth, boy am I glad I came to this trailer

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Very disturbing TIME article about the security at Los Alamos. Basically, they found Nuclear Secrets and a Meth lab in a trailer of a Los Alamos archivist at the “top secret” base. Some of the documents included designs of American nuclear weapons. The girl said she had them at home to catch up on work she didn’t have time to do during the work day.

To be fair, there is a lot of down time when making crystal meth and since Sanjaya is off American Idol, television just isn’t the same. What is trailer trash to do? Why not read up on how to make a plutonium-based thermo-nuclear device? It will sharpen your reading skills beyond Harry Potter and is a great conversation starter around the water cooler.

And the government’s response? They put glue in all the usb ports of the computers. Thanks, I feel really safe now.

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Cuttle with me

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

Dad and I went to the Berlin Aquarium during my parent’s recent visit, as detailed by the latest travel blog post. The most impressive creature by far was the Cuttlefish. We checked some of the tanks a few times during our visit but went back to the Cuttlefish the most.

We didn’t get to see too many of their color changes though their form and behavior was truly impressive. Dad recommended a decent NOVA episode entitled “Kings of Camouflage” that aired a few weeks ago. You can check out a low-res google video copy but I really recommend firing up your BitTorrent client and getting the HD version instead.

Yeah, they reminded me of Cthulhu too.

(image: Tennessee Aquarium)

Douchebag

Friday, April 20th, 2007

Noble Laureate George Smoot gave a terrible public lecture at OSU last week. Smoot won a noble prize last October for performing experiments that answered some questions about the structure and evolution of the early universe. His measurements uncovered the secrets of what happened tiny fractions of a second after the big bang. I though he had an easy lay-up. What could be more compelling than telling people what you’ve learned about how we got to where we are? And not just us, but the universe? Apparently he thought the secrets of the universe were far less compelling than pictures of him and his buddies building the instruments. So instead he kept the secrets to himself, which made his whole talk a dissappointment.

But I didn’t notice that the talk was on the road to an anticlimactic conclusion right away. I was too stunned by the sepectacle during the department chair’s introduction. The chair of the physics department is an awkward public speaker despite years of teaching lecture. He always seems unsettled when he’s on stage. During the shaky start of the chair’s introduction the speaker walked up to his laptop, opened iTunes, and pressed play. Surreal Gregorian chanting began to drown out the chair’s voice. The chair looked at the speaker with a face that said, “You have got to be fucking kidding me.” But the speaker just stood and smiled, never once thinking that calm chanting could unsettle anyone. The chanting faded in and out at irregular intervals as the chair struggled to get his speech out. I said to my friend Fred, “It’s hillarious that he’s managed to upset the chair so much, but there’s no way he’ll continue this weird chanting music in the background for the whole talk.” “Oh no”, said Fred, who had seen the speaker tell a bunch of curious physics majors that they need to ‘study freshman physics harder’, “You don’t know how arrogant this guy is. He’s definitely going to leave it on.” Fred was right. He spoke over this weird chanting the entire time. It was unbelieveable. We offered him our undivided attention to learn what he discovered about the universe. He turned the stereo up and changed the subject.

More Onion

Friday, April 20th, 2007

This American Life Completes Documentation Of Liberal, Upper-Middle-Class Existence

Pirate

Monday, April 16th, 2007

I’m posting a link to a zip file to the new Nine Inch Nails Year Zero album for purely scientific purposes. Do with it what you will, especially as you wait for dumbass European record stores to get there copies for triple the price of the U.S. version.